How to pay for plane tickets

Just a note. These are ways you can pay for rent or phone bill, etc. These are to make you laugh only. Not really to be used in general.

• -We were playing poker as a family. The money that was lost paid for you ticket.
• -We put a dollar in the slot machine and our winnings paid for your ticket.
• -We pan handled on the corner.
• -We raided our couch and car for change.
• We recycled our Dr. Pepper cans and bottles.
• -We went geo-caching. We took the box with the money and left an IOU.
• -We did the Can Can at the airport. People paid us to stop.
• -We dug our coffee can up in our backyard and found our rainy day savings.
• -We took a metal detector through town and sold all the gold and silver we found.
• -We went to the mall and raided the wishing fountain.
• -We went walking through the hills and looked under all the rocks for change.
• -We drew sticks. The one with the shortest stick paid half. The others paid for the rest.
• -We won the free ticket inside the box of cracker jacks.
• -We were the 10 millionth flyer and won the ticket.
• -Someones love you.

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The Best Grandma in the Whole United States and Parts of Cuba...Remembered

Gunlock, Utah - Olive Webb Holt, 92, of Gunlock, Utah peacefully passed from this life on January 22, 2012. Olive was born September 17, 1919 in St. George to Glen and Catherine Stucki Webb. Olive met her future husband, Milt, in Gunlock as a young school girl. She and Milt married June 1, 1937. Their marriage was later solemnized in the St. George LDS Temple. Their marriage of more than 74 years was blessed with two beautiful daughters.

Olive will be fondly remembered for her many years of loving service to family, friends and neighbors. She served many years as the organist for the Gunlock Ward, as well as the ward relief society president and many other callings. Olive retired after 30 years of service as the Gunlock Postmaster. Olive's handiwork will long be preserved in the hundreds of rock clocks, bookends, and other works of rock art created jointly with Milt, and found scattered in homes across the Country.

Olive is survived by her husband Milt Holt, daughter Millie (Joe) Sanders of Forest Grove, Oregon, sister Mary (Stan) Jones, brothers Keith (Liv) Webb, and Clark Webb, 11 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren, and one great, great grandchild. She was preceded in death by a daughter Jean (LaMar) Miller, parents Glen and Catherine Stucki Webb, sisters Dot (Walter) Cheel, and Glenna Webb.

Olive will always be fondly remembered by her family as a loving, caring, and faultless mother and grandmother. We will miss her smile, her wit, and her undying affection. Our family wishes a sincere THANK YOU to all those who assisted with Olive's good and thoughtful care in the last few years of her life, including sincere Visiting Teachers, friends, and especially, the wonderful staff of Beehive Homes.

Funeral services will be held Friday, January 27, 2012 at 1:00 p.m. at the Gunlock LDS Ward Chapel, 733 North Main Street, Gunlock, Utah. Visitations will be held Thursday evening from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. at Metcalf Mortuary, 288 West St. George Blvd., St. George, Utah and on Friday, prior to services, at 11:30 a.m. at the Chapel. Interment will follow at the Gunlock Cemetery. Arrangements are entrusted to Metcalf Mortuary (435) 673-4221.