How to pay for plane tickets

Just a note. These are ways you can pay for rent or phone bill, etc. These are to make you laugh only. Not really to be used in general.

• -We were playing poker as a family. The money that was lost paid for you ticket.
• -We put a dollar in the slot machine and our winnings paid for your ticket.
• -We pan handled on the corner.
• -We raided our couch and car for change.
• We recycled our Dr. Pepper cans and bottles.
• -We went geo-caching. We took the box with the money and left an IOU.
• -We did the Can Can at the airport. People paid us to stop.
• -We dug our coffee can up in our backyard and found our rainy day savings.
• -We took a metal detector through town and sold all the gold and silver we found.
• -We went to the mall and raided the wishing fountain.
• -We went walking through the hills and looked under all the rocks for change.
• -We drew sticks. The one with the shortest stick paid half. The others paid for the rest.
• -We won the free ticket inside the box of cracker jacks.
• -We were the 10 millionth flyer and won the ticket.
• -Someones love you.

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