A Grandpa Holt "Story" - Ad Lib Style (To protect the innocent)

Don't worry, it is short!  Grandpa said:

________(person/proper noun) was called down by the ___________(place/noun) stake president.  When ________(person/proper noun) arrived at the ___________(place/noun) and began chatting with the__________(adjective) stake president. __________(person/proper noun) was invited to __________(adjective) her __________(thing/noun).

Upon receiving this _______(adjective) advice, _______(person/proper noun) simply responded, I sure as _______(place/noun) will!

If you were in Gunlock during this story, I apologize.  It was great though.  It still makes me laugh.  I might have modified the wording a little bit for making it a MAD Lib and to protect the innocent.